Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Charlie Angus Protects Canadas Booty

We have no perfect idea of anything but a perception.
David Hume, A Treatise of Human Nature,  p. 234

It all started out as an ordinary day, like most any other day. Soon it was time to watch today's Question Period. And then it was Charlie Angus standing to his seat and still hammering on the hapless and forever lost Tony "Two Tier" Clement, who is now as lost to the Tory Bund as glacial ice to the Canadian high Arctic! But John "The Broad" Baird is still in denial and tries to protect Steves favorite son with all the passion of a Chinese mother arguing her sons sixth driving license test failure. With the same result, all to no avail...

Please! - No tory fingers...
 It was the part of the fingers on Canadas booty that just killed me, you could take all that several ways. And the Oracle of Ottawa has to share his impression of the way it hit him. Now I know that there was much more serious matters in the House today. The legislation to dismantle the Canadian Wheat Board is most distressing  and is the biggest sell-out to big agriculture in the history of Canada. Hopefully this will all be jammed by a well presented legal challenge from someone who actually took the time to read the original act. And forsooth, the Oracle of Ottawa predicts that the "mandate" of the last Federal Election will not over ride the required vote of all the farmers. If they read a little longer and deeper you will also find the basis for a constitutional challenge! But don't tell anybody that the Oracle of Ottawa told you that.

 Meanwhile, not to let the facts get in the way of  any reality it was the sock puppet Gerry "The Ditz" Ritz out standing ankles deep in manure on some farm in Stittsville Ontario, to announce the great proclamation. Like a back room Moses with tight buns due to the back pockets full of lobbyist cash! There was only the sound of three hands clapping...


Charlie Angus protects Canadas booty, and avoids being beaten to death by popcorn...

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