Hermain Cain - Heard On The Bus

We conceive many things, which we do not believe.
David Hume, A Treatise of Human Nature, Book I, p. 94

A reporter known to the Oracle of Ottawa has called in with the following story, over heard on the Herman Cain campaign bus. It details a communication to Mr. Cain from the campaign spin doctor.....

Uncle Herman Cain...

You have been found out to be, essentially, a lying Uncle Tom house nigga, thick as a post. 
Don't blame the media. Don't blame the Democrats. Don't blame the white women.
If you don't have the ability to tell the truth, if you don't have a clue about the world beyond the extent of the range of your own eyesight, if you don't have the intelligence of a potted plant....
BLAME YOURSELF!!