Tuesday, May 29, 2012

'Harper Government' - Gets A Foot Up?

Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
Matthew 18:8, KJV

The Oracle of Ottawa just couldn't resist! Ottawa is just abuzz and beside itself. It seems that on the day before of this writing, an unexpected package was received at the Conservative Party of Canada headquarters, around 11:20 a.m.. Upon attempting to open the said package, it apparently started to ooze blood! The Ottawa Police department was summoned, and sure enough, the coroner, also on hand, pronounced the foot dead! It seems that some one has taken the Labor Minister quite literally that all parties should put their best foot forward...

It's a sign...
 Upon listening for updates on the local vulgar medias 11:00 p.m. news broadcast, it seems that the police state organs (forgive me...) had found another piece of a body in the mail system, identity not to be released. The Oracle of Ottawa will take a guess on this one, it is the part that all Conservatives lack, if you get the Oracle of Ottawa's drift.

For all parties that are very up on the details of their Labor history, this situation is not a mystery in the least. It is a warning, a portent and a sign. You don't need the Oracle of Ottawa to remind you of the old saw that states that beware what you start, in case someone else finishes it for you.... 


No comments:

Post a Comment