Wednesday, January 2, 2013

CBC Dragon's Den - How To Suck Satan's Cock

What is now proved was once, only imagin'd.
William Blake, The Marriage Of heaven And Hell, Line 33

While watching The Royal Canadian Air Farce New Years Eve Special, the Oracle of Ottawa heard a comment in a skit, that, to the Oracle of Ottawa, was possibly a very good sign of a coming very good year indeed. The comment was made by the Great Canadian Mary Walsh, in the Newfoundland mother and son sketch. It was a great shot against the ever greasy Kevin O'Leary, and how he was killing the CBC, or some such words to that effect. Why the Oracle of Ottawa damn near choked on his double rum toddy!

Suck Satan's cock....
  Now all the frequent flyers of this blog already know that the Oracle of Ottawa is not, nor has he ever been a fan of such shining media black lights. But the show that Kevin O'Leary makes the most obnoxious is the spot he plays on Dragon's Den! Is there really an audience of Canadians that get off on this? Is this the traditional Canadian pass time, to watch gullible people getting crushed by a bunch of zeros? The Oracle of Ottawa knows there is no hockey, but really? Is this now the Canadian way? The Oracle of Ottawa realizes that all that young Canadians have to look forward to is less, but holy shit, where is the bottom of the corporate whore hole, really?

The Oracle of Ottawa did just a little digging and discovered that Dragon's Den is a Japanese franchise show, property of Sony Corporation! Now the Oracle of Ottawa understands most everything. And especially how the likes of Kevin O'Leary could possibly find something that he could look, at moments, like a genius. The whole format of bowing and ass kissing is totally understandable coming from Japan! The country of the mediocre "company man". Any real problems come up, just kick the can down the road, you know, the way they handled the melt down of their corporate nuclear reactors. The Oracle of Ottawa is sure that will be a shinning example of management acumen in business schools all over the planet Earth! Won't it?

And the Oracle of Ottawa still believes that Canadian entre-pren - whores are of a totally different class than your average bowing and ass kissing ricer! The Oracle of Ottawa has known a few entre-pren-whores in his time. And the Oracle of Ottawa has even been told the secret of entre-pren-whore ship! Always finance your own deals! You never give away equity in your business to anybody! And over the years, the Oracle of Ottawa has learned that entre-pren-whores are like cops and undertakers. You would never invite them to your house or ever be seen in their company. But a good society needs cops and undertakers just as much as we need to suffer the insanity and other mental kinks of entre-pre-whores. It is all pretty weird, but society and the world is really just a big balancing act at the end of the day.

The Oracle of Ottawa often wonders what the outcome of the world would have been if, say, Henry Ford or John D. Rockefellor had to go hat in hand to the likes of Kevin O'Leary and the other dirt bags of the Canadian Dragon's Den for start up capital of their visionary dreams?  What would the world be like today? Yeah, your right, we would all still be walking...




 The great comedian Bill Hicks explains the sucking of Satan's cock....

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