Letter to Dalton McGuinty

The tolls for the maintenance of a high road, cannot with any safety be made the property of private persons.
Adam Smith, The Wealth of Nations,      
Book V, Chapter I, Part III, Article I, pg.786 (See also.. Public-private partnerships..)

Dear Dalton;

Ministerial?! Good God man, lately you look more Royal then Prince William! All of us in Ottawa South, when we see you on television, feel pretty smug. I don't know how Tim Hudak even gets up in the morning, let alone face you in the House as a viable alternative. Its a lot like watching a tea spoon follow a steam shovel.

Premier Dalton McGuinty

Dalton, you have done everything as right as could be done. You have given the the vulgar capitalist business types every benefit of the doubt. It is time to slam the door, hard, on their nuts and good! I am not too crazy about the internet reading my power-meter... But you made the best decision you could. And I think there might be an out soon. But the fact that the Toronto Stock Exchange is going off shore is just too much! The dissing of Minister Duncan by the fart catcher for the London Stock Exchange was the last straw! And the fact that it is an "all stock" deal really has my Bullshit Detector on Red Alert!

Tim Who?

And where the Hell is Quebec? They have as much to lose, maybe more, then us here in Ontario... But a moments thought gave me the answer. Bonhomme got another Samsonite briefcase full of ... well you know....And where are the Albertans? Do they really think that the $1,000,000 stock issue is going to be possible after the LSX takes over? It is proof that you are the only Provincial Premier in Canada right now that has his head outside his ass! And what the hell is wee Jimmy Flarhety doing spinning in a circle like a Tory with one foot nailed to the floor screaming "Don't interfere in the markets?" Bizarre business...

Put the nuts to this Dalton! Kill it deader than a Tory candidate in Ottawa South after Election Day! Enough is enough. It will be great for this Fall won't it? You could quote James Joyce; " My one eyed mongrel, twice run over!"
                                                                                                        Yours Truly;
                                                                                                     Oracleofottawa

(Photo of Dalton McGuinty: Joshua Sherurci.)
          

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