Justin Bieber and the End of Civilization

Acts like that don't last twenty-five, thirty years....
Burton Cummings, CBC interview; The Red Chair...on Justin Beiber 

How high can it go? How good can it get? I should be overjoyed that a fellow Canadian ranks 29th out of the 3.5 million articles now on Wikipedia. But I think of all the truly great Canadians that have contributed immeasurably more to not just Canada, but Western Civilization! And who rank so much lower and are all but forgotten...

Justin Beiber loves you...

One can't help thinking  about Karl Marx, several quotes come to mind. But enough of that! Then I think of all the great music acts that lasted so long and are so much more talented. Gordon Lightfoot, Rush, and Stompin' Tom Connors! Are the first to come to mind. There are so many more for sure. See the video by Bill Hicks at the end of the second blog post for an explanation of this weird effect.....

It must be the end times! I am hoping that the world will end in 2012! Baby oh Baby oh, oh, Baby.....One day you and I will be driving down the freeway or more likely sitting in a traffic jam on the freeway when the Elect will be called to heaven! In a flash the world will be short 120,000 republicans! Did you know that God is on Facebook? Yes sir. Secret account and password only! Why the Oracleofottawa is one of Gods BFF's!
And the Ultimate Man has confided in the Oracleofottawa that the reward of the Elect is to enjoy a Justin Beiber concert forever! Now that's heaven!

Pet the pretty kitty....

Does anybody remember Tom Greene? He was damn near as huge, for a brief shining moment. He was from Ottawa. Did you know that? But the great United States provided all of us in Ottawa with relief by taking him in as an American citizen. Our Great Friends to the south saved us again! And we Thank You!  I remember one time years ago when ole Toms wave had just peaked, but he had not been informed about it yet... It was at St. Laurent Shopping Centre and Tom Greene was strolling with a Body-Guard / Fart Catcher! Expecting to be mobbed by the un-washed! As he was strolling down the mall he was acting like a Force Field! People were literally running away to avoid him! It was pretty sad to witness. The performing arts are a Killer! Lock up your sons and daughters!

Why is it the so called "Nanny States" (i.e. Denmark et al) seem to produce people like this, and capitalist societies produce Vanilla Ice ?  " If production is capitalistic, so to will be..."   Hmmm....