So little pains do the vulgar take in the investigation of truth, accepting readily the first story that comes to hand.
Thucydides, History of the Peloponnesian War, Book I, 1.21-[3]
( As your lawyer I must advise against this! .. YOU are not a Nation State!!)
Ya right! But I am a citizen of a "nation state" and I am freaking tired of seeing my marsh-mellow country men laying in the streets of freaking shit-hole Mexico with AK-47 gunshot wounds! on my nightly news... It takes away from more important coverage on economic matters that matter much more to me! ($$)
Geez we can't wait any longer for our Government to do it....
So here it is: You stupid Wal-Mart shopping wally idiots of Canada who sit in cubicles all day, and you gross beer drinking hockey watching beanbags who don't have a clue about how dangerous this world is, let alone the "Third World"; STAY OUT OF MEXICO!!!
Unless you have survival training, police training, and /or recent military service stay out of the "Turd World"!! Jesus Christ in a burqa who hard can this be to understand? This advisory also covers those floating burger palaces of the sea! No! No! No! You are not safe...you stupid freak'in morons!!
This concludes the Travel Advisory....
[ oh god, oh god, Legal department, board room five minutes.. oh god.. someone call Foreign Affairs...oooooooo GOD!: EDITOR]
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