Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Letter To Bob Rae - Conservative Candidates for Liberal Attack Ads! -

A man cannot become a child again, or he becomes childish.
Karl Marx, Grundrisse, Introduction, p. 31


Dear Bob:


The Oracle of Ottawa has been following you in the old vulgar media, and I must commend you on taking your new job as Interim Leader so seriously. I just about fell off my sofa when you mentioned the bit about ridding the Liberal Party of its "feudal elements" And they say that no one reads my blog! I really enjoyed that one! I would also like to commend you and the party for putting off the leadership convention for a couple of years... It will give more time for the next Three Wise Men to rise up, just like Trudeau, Marchand and Chretien did all those years ago. We so need the next ones. My Rosary has been getting heavy traffic as of late. I never thought as a Liberal I would have to resort to divine intervention. But the Oracle of Ottawa is a pragmatic bastard, if he is nothing at all!

Liberals need a lot of this lately!!

As you are no doubt well aware Bob there was that huge surge of new party members just after the last Federal Election. All of us new party members in Ottawa - South are wondering where are party cards are? Why is it that I have the feeling that if I went to the NDP site right now and bought a party card I would have my shiny new NDP membership card in less than five business days? We fear in Ottawa - South that there is a massive Geritol struggle among the remaining hulk of what was once the great Liberal Party. Give it up Bob! You are not going to be Prime Minister! And neither is David McGuinty or any of the other remainders! Assure your place in history by readying the Party for the next Three Wise Men!

But that doesn't mean that you can't have fun with it in the mean time! It amazes me that the Liberal Party has tolerated the abuse of low life hick conservative attack ads? Don't hire a another spin agency! You have the Young Liberals don't you? Geez, the young of today know everything about doing some one up on "social media"! Let 'em loose Bob! 

You have got to admit that the front bench of the present government is, all in, the weakest collection of screw ups and misfits that even make the NDP look brilliant! And Bob they did look very brilliant during that last 58 hour debate that you backed the conservatives to stop! By the way the Oracle of Ottawa was not very impressed at all with that. What was wrong, did you guys run out of clean shirts or Geritol??

Candidates:

John Baird: Now, if there was anybody that was in over their head, this is the guy! And proof of that is at You-Tube. Hell it is just sitting there waiting to be deployed! Why allow this petty thug a free ride?

Two Tier Tony: Talk about a wanna'be! He may have a thick skin but all these conservatives have very frail egos, and a real thick electorate! As soon as there boy is not cool any more they will drop him like last weeks Walmart flyer!

Bev Oda: I mean geez, this poor woman is so pathetic, a mere huff and puff and the whole structure would come tumbling down! Do you get the feeling like I do that she doesn't quite add up? You should look into this real close....

Jim Flaherty: How hard can this be? Weee Jimmy... For all intents and purpose the guy is essentially nothing more than an ambulance chaser! Now the angle here is all his bluster about how he favors the free market and Adam Smith ete. etc. Ask him how many stocks he owns! Ask him about what he really thinks about stocks.. The NDP and all of Canada would just love it!

Now there is the start Bob. You are in the House darn near all the time. You would know even better then me were all the weak links are! I know you don't like the principle of the thing and all. But bite the bullet of ethics, do it for Iggy and the future Three Wise Men! Do it for Canada!!


Here is a perfect example Bob! This was put together by a one sole person at home, for fun, for nothing!! Turn loose the Young Liberals! Have contests! Prize winners get aired on national television!! Chop! Chop! of you go Bob!!

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