Jason Kenney - Math Check For A Genius

But if nothing does as well as something which nothing can be said, it vanishes. 
Simon Blackburn, Think, p. 173

Oh! The plans of mice and Conservatives! The fart catchers and spin doctors worked so hard on the arrangements. A perfect venue was picked, and the minister had just shaved, so there would be no five o'clock shadow for at least forty five minutes! Yes Sir! The Right Dubious member from Calgary Southeast  was ready to drop a total bombshell! The folks at home must have red meat! Preferably 60 day aged Black Angus beef! And it must somehow still be dripping of the very life essence of some poor left leaning shmucks, no doubt from Central Canada, frog or bloke makes no difference!

Jason Kenney - Is that MY pizza?

But alas, the good minister was eclipsed by breaking news. Yet, Sun News TV stuck to the Cowboy Rules and rode for the brand! Giving the poor thing a few moments of pity time! Hurry up speak faster, everyone wants to watch The Murdoch Show! Well even for Jason Kenney, it didn't take long for him to tell the cameras, that there are 1,800 people in Canada that should not be in Canada and by golly gosh darn we are going to catch the evil doers and banish them to wander in the desert of the Alberta Badlands. Membership to the bulrush club optional! Ignore all burning bushes! It is no doubt another leaking pipeline! The Oracle of Ottawa was totally bewildered. The message was...? But it got better!

Eat ME Jason - Ya know you wanna!

It was a double bill today! The slippery, but not yet totally slimy Minister of Public Safety Vic Toews, with a face that looks like a vagina with handle-bars, put down a double barrel blast that fifty suspected war criminals were possibly in Canada and that the pictures and names would be released on a Canadian Government web site. So that the peers of the tribal refugees could lynch their more successful neighbours and have an easy out to get away with the whole thing! An election promise is an election promise!

The West Wants In...

But alas! The reality is nowhere near the hype! Last year Canada accepted 250,000 new Canadians. Lets say that the average for the last ten years has been 200,000. Now do the math. Eighteen hundred divided by two million, times one 'undred gives an answer of : ) 0.09%! That means the civil servants that Jason and Tony "Two Tier" want to fire and contract out, get the selection process correct 99.91% of the time! You would think a guy that hung around with Jesuits at the University of San Francisco could figure this out. But Jason Kenney was so smart they couldn't teach him a damn thing!

Another bull shit snore fest. Yaaaaawwwwnnnnnn!!!