The Blossomng Of Justin Trudeau

We see things around us change, arise and pass away; they or their condition, must therefore have a cause.
Immanuel Kant, Critique Of Pure Reason, First Edition-1781, p. 330

Politics is a lot like pure bred horse racing or world class track and field. You can pretty much tell the outcome of the event by the mysterious quality of what horse handicappers call form. And the election that was kicked off yesterday for Canada's 42 Parliament is and will be further truth and confirmation of the mystery of form.

Justin Trudeau - Hits The Ground Running.

It was while watching the At Issue Panel on Sunday night that the Oracle of Ottawa heard the best news of the year so far. The word has gotten out that the young Justin had a drag out, no holds barred,
flat out brawl with the spin doctors and the fart catchers. Justin won. The fart catchers and spin doctors are locked up in a room, in a basement, somewhere in Ottawa, until the end of the election. The Oracle of Ottawa has been convinced that spread among the little bastards in short pants were several planted spies from the PMO of the evil 'Harper Government'.

The end results are included in the above news footage, just as the Oracle of Ottawa saw it in his secure bunker, somewhere in Ottawa South. Gone was the girlish choirboy vocal fry. Justin Trudeau's balls have finally dropped! Everything is possible now, anything can be won, everything will be done. And he took questions, not just five questions, with no supplementals, Justin answered all their questions until there were no more questions... The Oracle of Ottawa can't help but observe that the young Justin has the natural stump knack, he just really loves it, Thoughts of Obama and Clinton could not be escaped.

Meanwhile, several hours earlier, Angry Tom Mulcair held the weirdest campaign launch that the Oracle of Ottawa has ever witnessed in his life so far. There is no video of it on You Tube 24 hours latter. There were no questions at all, even worse than Harper!! Everyone in Ottawa was scratching their heads and asking "What the fuck was that?".  The more I watch this opportunistic actor the more I am beginning to worry about the actual future of the NDP at the Federal level. It was the most Stalinist political event the Oracle of Ottawa has ever observed in his life.

Last and least is a video clip from the evil ole Steve Harper of the soon to be defunct ' Harper Government'. It was all so creepy and eerie that the Oracle of Ottawa was convinced that Darth Vader himself would appear through the doors at any moment. There were five pre vented questions allowed, with no supplementals. What kind of democracy do you call that? You can tell from the body language that Harper just hates campaigning. You should look at his first appearance in Mount Royal latter in the day. He is afraid of the people. He is thinking and greatly afraid that someone will actually know what he has truly in store for the ordinary Canadians and that they will suddenly turn on him and string him up while the security helps with the noose! He apparently has that dream a lot...  

At the time of this writing it is only Day 2 of the great marathon. Justin Trudeau was really kicking up the excitement in Steve Harper's Calgary riding! Angry Tom Mulcair was no where to be found. NDP officials stated that he was preparing for the Thursday debate. The Oracle of Ottawa has heard the rumor that he is actually at Stornaway in an induced coma, under going a Geritol drip to get him on his feet for Thursday....The campaign continues.

Richard Milhous Harper?

And in all of my years of public life, I have never obstructed justice. And I think, too, that I can say that in my years of public life, that I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got.
Richard Milhous Nixon, Press conference, Walt Disney World,  November 17, 1973


As the Oracle of Ottawa has repeatedly stated in this humble blog, a twelve member majority in the House of Commons, is hardly a major majority. And the Oracle of Ottawa has told his dear readers many times that it could and most probably will vaporize in a mere flash of a moment in time. Imagine the scenario! Elections Canada and the RCMP, guided by the Communications Research Establishment and no doubt CSIS, slowly get the goods on the various dirty tricks onslaughts, and one by one the by(e)-elections are ordered. And, one by one, the strong, stable Conservative majority government dissolves away like a really bad dream.

When the going gets weird....

We all know that in the light of a really bright day, there is no honor among thieves and conservatives. The ensuing "circle jerk" of give ups will result in some very high profile mandatory sentences of your favorite family values candidate and present member of parliament! Why the Oracle of Ottawa fore see's one particular young angelic choir boy heading up for a stretch in Federal penitentiary, where he will  finally be able to get some real praying in. They really love them young and pretty in Kingston! Barhaven will be lonely without him... 

In one respect we can all sleep well and easy tonight. Canada is not going to the "Right" after all! There was no way that the right wing wack-balls of the 'Harper Government' could have possibly won a majority government fair and square! The election for the members of the 41st Parliament was a fraud after all! But not even the Oracle of Ottawa in his most fowl and cynical mood, could have for-scene the utter sleaze of it all!
Old Steve will say he had no knowledge of the alleged dirty trick campaigns, but it will be all for nought (knot?). It happened on his watch and he will be ultimately held responsible. Sounds like a great place in Canadian history!

Is this the way it will look in Ottawa shortly? (Is that Hunter S. Thompson at 2:35, just like he wrote about it?)