David McGuinty And The Ghost Of Pierre

We aimed far and high, but we did not miss the mark.
Pierre Elliot Trudeau, Memoirs (1993), p. 340

The Oracle of Ottawa has to admit, that he didn't think David McGuinty had it in him to finally let loose on the heathen mouth breathing knuckle dragging western hicks of Alberta! And contrary to the announcement of the Ottawa - South Liberal Riding Association, ole Dave's comments in committee recently certainly reflect this constituents feelings exactly! Thank you very much.

David McGuinty - Liberal Party travel agent, now booking..

 It is a great pleasure to the Oracle of Ottawa to see his member of Parliament stirring the pot. Why ole Dave made the CBC news website way up at the top. That is what the Oracle of Ottawa likes to see. And the Oracle of Ottawa loves to see the minions of the 'Harper Government' nearly shitting in rage at the utter truth of David McGuinty's marching orders to the western hicks. Question Period today was a hoot! A raw nerve has been discovered, and the right person to massage that raw nerve. We now know what the greatest fear is of the 'Harper Government'. The Oracle of Ottawa only hopes that the operatives of what is left of Canada's ruling party, can come to their senses and make use of this newly discovered weapon.

The Oracle of Ottawa is sick to his soul at the 24/7 propaganda of all the shit we have in the ground in Canada. The Oracle of Ottawa is sick to his soul of the lowlife sub human western hicks that would sell the souls and future of Canada  to the  even lower human life of buck toothed Chinese communist peasants for a mere thirty pieces of silver. I am right in my description of the conservative western hicks. Even the basest animal in nature will not shit in its on nest! But the Conservative Party of Canada has no qualms about it at all, and they have demonstrated this more then once. Am I right or am I wrong?

Ole David McGuinty is probably a little bummed out (or not) at this time, but he must realize that it is not the beginning of the end of his political career, but rather the end of the beginning. The Oracle of Ottawa predicts that the next federal election will be held much sooner than 2015. And if David McGuinty decides to run, the Oracle of Ottawa will stand to his ballot box and vote for ole David McGuinty yet again. The Oracle of Ottawa is proud as hell of his Member Of Parliament! You dust yourself off boy and get back into that house of jackals and give them the utter bone crushing nuts! 

Canada will not be crucified on a Cross of tar!
David McGuinty - A Great Canadian!

Letter to David McGuinty (II) Re: Leadership Run

Anger be now your song, immortal one,
Akhilleus' anger, doomed and ruinous,
that caused the Akhaians loss on bitter loss
and crowded brave souls into the undergloom,
leaving so many dead men--carrion
for dogs and birds; and the will of Zeus was done.
Homer, The Iliad, Book I, Quarrel, Oath, and Promise, Lines 1-6, Robert Fitzgerald Translation

Dear David:

Having survived this last fiasco, with all your usual aplomb and grace, Dawg, you can be my Prime Minister! How about this for a campaign Tag line? David McGuinty; Mackenzie King without the weirdness! We gotta do something! I can't let Canada and Ottawa South turn into freakin' Texas! It's all settled here. The wife is on board. We are going to order up are Liberal Party cards forthwith! If the leadership convention is in Ottawa we will be there! And why do I figure you will take it all in the first ballot? I got a few bushes to beat and I think I can get a few more people on board, no problem. With you at the helm Dave I see a four termer with no theatrics. I hate this change crap. I want a dynasty!!I want the Conservatives so far in the wilderness that they start herding sheep in Alberta! I want Steve Harpers nickname in the history books to be "Dief."

Prime Minister Mackenzie King

I just want the Canada that I remember so fondly as a child. The toleration, the boundless and unlimited future, a member of a nation of a people above... (you can use that in your acceptance speech...) I just want the Canada I have always known. And when you are at that next caucus meeting, get on about that stupid Party interference! The party structure should ensure the process of allowing the members and the voters to select their own candidates and riding members! If some riding picks a candidate with two heads and seven supernumerary nipples, that riding has a candidate with two heads and seven nipples! Dona and done! The last remanent's of the feudal system died out in the early 20th century. Not that long ago. Your job Dave is to eradicate the last remaining bits in the Liberal Party structure. No more drop in candidates.. No more it is his time... That will be decided by the party delegates.

Prime Minister David McGuinty?

The mighty Liberal Party has been in this situation before. I looked it up! It was the stomping of 1958. When you figure in that there were then only three parties and not five, and there was less than 300 seats up for grabs, not 308 as per today.. The situation of today is roughly proportional to the situation of 1958. And out of that wreckage we got some of the finest Prime Ministers in all of Canadian history. History has come full circle. It is our time, our greatness, our creation!

Some light briefing notes...All in, a hell of an act to follow... But your up for it Dave.....

                                                                                              Yours Truly:
                                                                                        The Oracle of Ottawa

Letter to David McGuinty

Impressions of this kind will naturally indicate the policy of fostering divisions among us, and depriving us, as far as possible, of an ACTIVE COMMERCE in our own bottoms.
Alexander Hamilton, The Federalist Papers, No. 11

Dear David:

The wife just came back from the mother-in-laws and told me that the lights are on at the Tory War Room, but the parking lot is empty. There will be possibly an election very soon. Also, wee Jimmy Flaherty, the fiscal midget, is tearing around Canada like a leprechaun on PCP, skittering about madly in Steve Harper's ideological Peace Tower belfry. Apocalyptical business...  The Writ is slowly fluttering to the ground..

The Honorable David McGinty

The wife and I always keep an eye out for you on the TV. You are so good on your feet now. The one good thing about living in Ottawa South is that we have always had excellent representation at the federal and provincial levels. Keep reading Cicero's Orations. You can't talk like him in a modern court, but you can use that old roman style in parliament and it makes for great footage...  It has been great to watch you grow and do so well.

Library of Parliament

I had a few more pleasant paragraphs planned but as you know how  events take over and other things must be addressed right now. The news that broke at the market close in Toronto that the London Stock Exchange (FTSE) wants to acquire the Toronto Stock Exchange (TMX)!  A merger of equals! I am sure you heard that one before, I have and it never ends well. My biggest worry about this is the influence of Russian Oligarch gangsters and that influence coming to Canada under the guise of a corporate merger. Call CSIS and demand a briefing, I am not sure, but I believe they have to send somebody when you call them... Surely to God we can afford to own our own stock-exchanges? The whole thing has given me the Fear! Idea!  What better way to have National Securities Regulation then to have the Government of Canada owning the stock-exchanges!

Run with that gibberish Dave! It will give you leverage and much video time! Well it is a cold winters night, and all the other subjects I wanted to mention pale in importance to this latest run at Canada. When things settle (or not) I will write again.. The voters in Ottawa South got your back Dawg!

                                                                                                                        Until then..
                                                                                                                    Oracleofottawa


P.S. Ever since I started this stupid literary experiment, people have been slipping brown envelopes under the door to my fortified compound... And I have just learned about the Tory's next election theme song. I have attached it, but I don't know what to think!