The Tory's Write My Blog

When his companions wished to return to their country, and asked him what message he wished them to carry home, he bade them say this: that children ought to be provided with property and resources of a kind that could swim with them even out of a shipwreck.
Vitruvius, The Ten Books On Architecture, Book VI, Introduction,  Sec. 1

Well dear reader, it seems that the greatest gig of pallbearing in Canadian political history is about to come to  a very quick "end".  This was going to be a little piece on the yield-curve, of all the boring things to talk about! But  as per usual, as I check the Globe & Mail web page or have the CBC on, the Tory's write my blog.

Michael Ignatieff (right)

Michael Ignatieff came under a new and rather nasty accusation that he was a little rich boy etc... Iggy's background is  well known to all Canadians, except members of the Conservative Party! It appears that the only wealth the Tory's respect is the kind that you steal from the Canadian people! For example, that old disbarred fart catcher, formerly of the PMO, with the blonde bimbo, who for doing the said broken  fart catcher, will receive 20% of all water equipment sales that might happen to get made! Now this was flashing all across the CBC! I mean the legal contract, in writing! There is no indentured servitude in Canada! There is no trafficking of women in Canada! Oh, by the way, they are "engaged"... Isn't that sweet? The only question I have is, how, does she keep from barfing when she is doing him? I guess that is what they mean when they talk about blonde ambition.....

The young jihadists of the PMO...

The latest attack on Iggy is really greasy. The gist of it, I believe, is that the fungible fortune of Iggy's paternal  stock is not lily white, according to the Conservatives. But as I noted above, the Tory's are very suspicious of clean wealth accumulated over great periods of time, because they are so personally unfamiliar with such wealth. My man Iggy is perfect proof that the office seeks the man!  I would rather see Iggy as prime minister, screwing up the wording now and then, then someone that knows he is so stupid that he orders everyone silent just in case the Canadian people figure it out all by themselves!  Well I think that time has come...

Julian readies another Press Release....

Now off on another perfectly perpendicular tangent. Late tonight at 24 Sussex Drive, the prime ministers security detail ready themselves for the "road". All the panic attack, or em, the "cold medicine" is being packed with care and dread. There boy does not travel or campaign well. It is like being assigned to Diefenbaker prior to flag day! Already the great man is screaming nearly incoherently, at the young jihadists of the PMO. All the young Mounties on their first tour are regretting ever having joined up. It is at times like this that they would kill for a cruiser on a gravel road in northern Saskatchawan, hell, northern anywhere! Any where but another campaign....... Perfect proof of the "missing father syndrome" .

A short listed candidate for the  Tory 2011 Campaign song... What ya think? Does it fit?