Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Letter To David "Leon" Chernushenko

A sledgehammer breaks glass but forges steel.
Leon Trotsky, "We do not change our course" (1938)

Dear David:

Cambridge University! Wooo... That is pretty impressive. As a matter of fact your biography is freaking amazing. The people of Capital Ward got their votes worth, that's for sure! The Oracle of Ottawa only writes the good guys. And I have taken the liberty to award you a nickname. Oh, it will stick! Just ask Diane Deans...It is a nasty ability I have had since grade 1. I use the pen name so that the future hit team will have a very hard time to find me. I know Google won't give me up. I have Ad$ense on this blog. And you have to be really, really bad before Google will give up an earner.

David Chernushenko

I just want to let you know how bad I feel for what happened at the last budget sit down. What a low, dirty thing to do to a fellow councilor! The depths of the perfidy has shocked even the Oracleofottawa! With no notice to you or the Bank Street merchants, out of the blue, they are going to rip up the artery of your ward, for God only knows how long! To be perfectly frank David this is the revenge of the greedheads and the land rapers. You and groups in your ward stood up to them. And by all indications, Landsdowne is dead.  Thank-you God! This is the beginning of their revenge! Seriously David be real careful, please! i.e. Take a cab, or always let the wife drive!     

David, I am very sure you have figured it all out. But those "agents" sitting at the table elected to run everything, well, they are not....The staff you think is and should be putting your priorities first is not... You have learned today that the first priority of some of these people are, you got it, the greedheads and the land rapers. But truth and virtue will out! God they hate that! Just ask Jan Hardon....

Leon Trotsky

Do you know that you have an amazing likeness to Leon Trotsky? Damn it is really eerie! And when I read your Bio on Wikipedia and found out you come from out west! Double damn eerie! Cause I also know that a lot of  "White Russians" settled out in Western Canada, starting in the late 19th century. And pardon me but, you have the same verbal directness, a sign of a very high I.Q.,  just like Leon!  

Work it David. Work it for all its worth! Let the hair grow! Get the wire circular glasses. Carry a beaten up brief case. Drive the other lumpen bums nuts! Don't, under any circumstances, let the fart catchers "refine" your image. Just keep being David "Leon" Chernushenko! 

                                                                                                 All The Best;
                                                                                                Oracleofottawa


You be the judge....

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