Justin Trudeau Stirs The ' Pot '

Free competition is, within itself, a co-operative process.
Henry Grady Weaver, The Mainspring Of Human Progress, p. 27

It was Thursday evening of the week recently passed that the Oracle of Ottawa caught the scorched talking heads, totally beside themselves, discussing the recent ideas on the summer stump, being presented by Canada's next Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, on the old vulgar media CTV television news channel. The golden boy was explaining the overall good sense of finally decriminalizing pot. The crowd was very receptive to his words, and to add horror to it all, this was deep in the 'Harper Government' ideological heartland somewhere out west in British Columbia! Ho Ho Ho!!

Conservative Buster...

 The Oracle of Ottawa  has informed the readers of this humble blog that the son has not fallen far from the tree of the father. And in the case of Justin Trudeau, he may be the rarity of the son that far exceeds the famous father. It seems that the son Justin, not only has a plan for the continuation of the construction of the Just Society,  but he has already figured out how he is going to pay for it! The little snots in short pants of the present Prime Ministers Office are very nervous indeed.

The second cumming is coming soon...

It was at this point that it all dawned on the Oracle of Ottawa that if pot was legalized for the purpose of smoking it, it would then be very easy to legalize all the other practical uses of hemp. The Oracle of Ottawa thinks of hemp as the bamboo of the New World. It is renewable, sustainable, and is a great carbon sink in these stuffy green house times that we presently live in. And did you know Dear Reader, that the fibre structure of hemp is perfect for fine paper production? Not to mention a great bio-fuel stock. And since hemp grows in Canada damn near as fast as bamboo in the Philippines, Canada would no longer have to cut down other types of valuable trees that take centuries to grow. It is all very stupid to cut down a tree that has taken 60 to 100 years to grow just to make it into arse wipe! Hemp fibre would actually be cheaper and yet provide a superior quality of cushioned arse wipe. We would soon wipe the Americans asses in the market place. Ponder the possibilities...

At the longest, the golden boy will be Prime Minister of Canada in less than two years. But as the Oracle of Ottawa has predicted, don't be surprised if the writ hits the ground as it is dropped in say the very near future. It is very hard to lose a campaign that consists of ideas whose time has finally come. All the spin doctors and fart catchers of the Prime Ministers Office and / or the Conservative party of Canada cannot even hope to stop that...