Can Ontario Win With Wynne?

We are through the looking glass now folks! Fuck me!
Malcolm Tucker, The Thick Of It

The first tangible benefit of Kathleen Wynne being Premier of Ontario is that Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, will now have someone of the opposite sex to march with at Gay Pride this summer! Also the people of Ontario will have the comfort of knowing that the Premier designate will not have the usual personal pressure of worrying about someone cutting their grass as far as the "significant other" goes.

Kathleen Wynne...Oy vey!

 It goes without saying that Kathleen Wynne is not the prettiest bulb in the box, but as far as her "partner" goes, no one is going to make a move on that anytime soon. Holy shit! That poor bitch is the homliest thing in the history of Ontario. They may have to change the license plates in Ontario. The Oracle of Ottawa has just found some thing he would rather not discover...

The Oracle of Ottawa was very upset that that nice Gerard Kennedy lad folded like a deck chair on the Titanic! As the Oracle of Ottawa sees it, Gerard knows the writing is on the wall for the present Liberal government, and he decided that he would let the fiasco pass, and score the prize the next time out. All for several points of  future interest of course, like a cabinet post etc.

Now the question is, how long will the gay Premier last? Will she be smart enough to kick the corporate over-whores from the temple? Will she be astute enough to make a pass at Andrea Horwath  and reset some of the terrible Labour Law practices that have seeped into the Liberal house? If the meeting is productive, will she allow the clip to be posted to You Tube? Yes the Oracle of Ottawa thinks Andrea is super hot and pretty. Pretty enough, just like Dalton, to be Premier for a very long time...

Meanwhile Tim "Chain Gang" Hudak is all rather perplexed at the whole thing. Kathleen Wynne doesn't look very happy to him, let alone "gay". Ole Tim is still trying to figure out how any body that is Premier of Ontario could have such an ugly sister? The handlers, spin doctors, and fart catchers assorted have been engaged are presently working on the problem.....  

Meanwhile - back at Tory Headquarters....