Julia Gillard Takes A Powder

No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than you had in mind , well... maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.
Hunter S. Thompson, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, p. 89

It is a great comfort to the Oracle of Ottawa that there is another country in the Commonwealth group of nations that has a prime minister creepier then Steve Harper of the 'Harper Government' here in Canada! Every time I see her on television, my skin crawls, the same effect when I try to watch Steve Harper! The most charitable way that I can describe the prime minister of Australia, is that low crawling snake of a skank bitch!

Julia Gillard finally gets "won" at a drinking party
and is determined to show her gratitude, right now!

How is it that 127 back benchers can turn around and out an elected prime minister, that nice Kevin Rude lad? You people in Australia are in desperate need of a constitution or some serious constitutional reform!  I swear, if you don't get on with it soon, you, each and every one, deserve to be chained in a chinaman's basement to the buffet dishwasher! For Ever!  What a joke.

It all had that air of revolution didn't it? The mass of the nearly unwashed, pawing at the windows, and the royalty, not taking it in the least serious! The tune changed pretty fast didn't it? The great leader has her first brush with brute force, you could call it meeting God. I certainly hope that Australia's she bitch never comes to Canada! Don't be expecting the Oracle of Ottawa to be lining your motorcade  route.

The people of Australia should take this as an omen of things to come...That black day when the Asians of every shade and hue come to land in Australia from every direction of the compass, in their uncountable hordes. You are going to lose more than your shoes...

Nuff said?? No, no, that is pronounced Gillard! Like gizzard!!