James Moore Bans Doctor Ho, Saves Canada Day!

Philosophy starts when something goes wrong.
Robert M. Martin, There Are Two Errors In The The Title Of This Book, p. xv

Things must be going south fast at Sun News TV! Today was the day that Ann Coulter was to appear on the Ezra Levant section at 5:00pm local time. But alas Dear Reader it was a total non-event! The Oracle of Ottawa postulates that the memories of that near riot of welcome that the said Ms. Coulter experienced at an unrequited
University of Ottawa appearance, some winters ago, must still be fresh in her memory! She was more boring than a conservative house wife at an Ottawa City Council Meeting! Why the Oracle of Ottawa must fess up and admit that he fell asleep about half way through. But the time was not lost. Another quite unexpected issue came up that the Oracle of Ottawa feels compelled to report to the massive readership of this humble blog.

CBC saves Canada Day!

 It is with deep regret that the Oracle of Ottawa must report that Sun News TV will not be allowed to transmit the Canada Day show starting at noon on July 01, 2011. Apparently this right has been secured by the CBC for the a small sum of $600,000. One of the restrictions is that the show must be transmitted with out commercial interruption. All other events are wide open to the "other" Canadian media outlets. But for some unknown reason this caused the personage of Mr. Levant to go off like I have never seen him go off before! Why even his new blue tinted high-tech glasses fogged up! He was hotter than a deep fried motza-ball! It was all mighty entertaining and left the Ann Coulter interview mere anti-climax. It seems strange to this scribe, that  with the backing of the one of the largest media giants in Canada, Sun News TV couldn't come up with a paltry six hundred large!? Is there information in this admission of empty pockets?

A.Y. Jackson, Red Maple - Jimmy Moore got religion...

Apparently there is much relief at Heritage Canada and the Office of James Moore that there will not be Doctor Ho foot insole kiosks every 100 meters down the length of Wellington Street and the Sparks Street Mall after all! This caused Mr Levant to rail on about Mr. Moores sexual orientation, due to his "boyfriends" at the CBC! Well I never! As the Oracle of Ottawa feared the Conservative hardly washed are finally realizing that their boy may have gone Rogue! Yes indeed! Corrupted by the French girls in Hull and the bright lights of Ottawa! Instead of getting his dinner at the cheapest American burger chain, it seems that Mr. Moore has spent much time incognito at the National Gallery of Canada especially in the great room of the permanent display of the Group of Seven were he experienced an epiphany of the discovery of the Canadian Dream! He was allowed by the gods to enter the vortex... He has never been the same since... Canada will do that to you every time!

Reform Party love child...

 James Moore does have a real problem here. When other Conservatives, especially those with roots back to the Reform Party, start calling you a Liberal on provincial television, you are soon to be found under the bus! Complete with unproven allegations of snorting cocca-cola from the breast of a very attractive hooker! Soon you will be an independent, expelled from the caucus, and will no doubt bring down the whole show, why, just like Chuck Cadman! A truly Great Canadian at the end of his days...    

Damn the CBC! She was never the same after this....